Three Wolves A Plenty

What could be more powerful or more respected than the original Three Wolves T-Shirt? No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. Behold! The Three Teen Wolf T-Shirt has been born! Since 1985, I have been trying to find a decent way to pay homage to one of the greatest movies ever made. That’s right, I am talking about the one and only, Teen Wolf. If you are a child of the 80’s, you know exactly what I am talking about. As a sweet, innocent, and purely angelic child, I spent many a day and night hoping, wishing, and praying to the Teen Wolf gods that I would sprout a full body of hair, grow some fangs, have the ability to make my eyes grow red, and ultimately be the best high school basketball player to ever grace the court. Every night, I would go to bed and dream that in the morning I would wake up to be Scott Howard reincarnated. Well, just like my dreams of going to Space Camp, these things never came to fruition. I mean, the only thing that even remotely came true was the fucking body hair. Seriously, I am pretty much the love child of Robin Williams and Chewbacca. It would have only been righteous to throw in some kick ass fangs and some glowing red eyes into the deal, right? I mean, all I wanted to do was buy some beer, surf on top of my best friend’s molester van, and eventually spurn the hottest cheerleader around to be with my soulmate, Boof. As far as I am concerned, these things were not too much to ask for as a 5 year old boy. At that time, most kids my age were begging their parents for a brand new Nintendo or a puppy. Me? I just wanted to rock a polyester suit and break dance. So today, I implore you to join me in the celebration of pure cinematic excellence. Get up, grab your sweatbands, throw on a tank top, slide on some horribly tight shorts and ask yourself, “What would Stiles do?”.