An Earth Day Post: Help Save the World, Jared Leto

22 Apr

Dear Mr. Jared Leto,

In honor of Earth Day, please, oh please, quit being such a poser. Your foul stench and your “band” has created enough noxious gases and noise pollution to last an entire generation. All is not lost though, you WERE Jordan Catalano on “My So Called Life” for one whole season back in 1994. With that, you can rest easy knowing there are plenty of twenty, thirty, and hell, even forty something ladies out there that thank you for not running off to Vermont to marry Rickie like we all thought you should. Am I saying you are gay? Nope. Not at all. I am just saying you and Rickie’s sweet nuptials would have been a much better career move than that thing you call “30 Seconds to Mars”. So, Mr. Leto, do us all a favor. Break up the “band”, take a shower, and start applying at every single coffee-house you see. I mean, how else are you going to support yourself?

Sincerely,

Planet Earth

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3 Responses to “An Earth Day Post: Help Save the World, Jared Leto”

  1. Julia April 22, 2010 at 7:03 am #

    It hurts to laugh so hard this early in the morning.

    • studioeightonesix April 22, 2010 at 7:06 am #

      Laugh away! :)

  2. egb April 22, 2010 at 8:47 am #

    hahahhahahaha thats so funny ..today on 96.5 they were giving away tix to see that “band” in cali or something and i just kept thinking f**k the show i wanna go to cali!

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